Transmorphers raised the bar for bad CGI, taking the crown away from the previous champion, Raptor Island. The Transformer rip-off robots (who were holding guns, but would transform so they could use their gun on their back for no apparent reason) looked like a 9th grader threw them together in Maya.
I think my favorite part of the movie was the first time the human resistance went topside, and found their world was a somewhat broken wasteland, that, like the Matrix, had perpetual clouds and storms. These storms apparently require lightning striking on an average of 2-3 times per second, leading to an amazingly bright and seizure inducing strobe effect. A couple of us actually started feeling sick after watching the first out doors scene for a couple mintues. Awesome!
The second best scene was the most awkward lesbian kiss I've ever encountered..... Now I'm all for girls kissing girls, don't get me wrong, but when both parties involved look like they're repulsed by the other one it just looks horrible. Add in that the leader of the resistance, one of the two kissy facers, spends the whole movie with her head tilted down and her eyes cranked up with a creepy look on her face and the whole female cast is just slightly odd. I'm of the opinion they actually meant to film a soft core porn, but forgot to include the naked parts.
All in all, another greatly bad film, and one I would not recommend to anyone unless they had a posse to help rip on it with.
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